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Lighten Up 23 February 2001 Edition
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Time again for your weekly dose of what's funny, freaky and just downright weird on the Web.

Japanese Engrish
This site seemed excreedingly slow today but it's really worth the wait. If you've ever bought a piece of consumer-electronics of oriental manufacture and marveled at the creative spelling and grammar then this is the site for you.

How To Write Unmaintainable Code
There are a few programmers for who this comes naturally -- the rest of us will have to study this page if we are to improve our levels of obfuscation.

Unspeakably Stupid Stories
There are hours of reading on this page. Spend a little while here and you'll soon find yourself believing that you are smarter than the average Net-user.

Readers Say
(updated hourly)

Ads should be pay per view... - Dan

Ad rates... - Peter

User pays Internet... - David

Removing ads... - Colin

Have Your Say

Imagine If...
Content-based sites which rely on advertising to generate their revenues are in deep pooh right now.

Even the big-boys like CNN, NewsCorp, Disney and many others are laying off staff and scaling back their costs significantly as advertisers come to the realisation that advertising on the Net isn't quite the great investment they thought it was.

Banner-ads are going unclicked all over the Web and this has effectively destroyed the model on which such sites are based.

Like many web-surfers, I take a smug satisfaction on virtually never clicking on those grotty little patches of advertising material -- especially when they are using powerful Flash animations so that they distract the eye from the real purpose for one's visit to a page.

However, maybe it's time we climbed down from our high horses and realised that if we don't put in a few extra clicks each time we go surfing then it could be that the quality and quantity of content on the Web may start to decline.

Now imagine if everyone surfing the web took the time to click on just two banner ads during each browsing session. If we assume that the average browsing session lasts 45 minutes and during that time we see 25 banners then clicking on two of them would boost the average click-through rate from its present level of about half of one percent to around eight percent -- a 16-fold increase.

This simple act of self-interest on the part of those who enjoy the ad-funded content they find on the web could turn the whole industry around and re-ignite the massive growth we saw in such sites just 18 months ago.

What do you reckon? Is it worth a minute of your time each day to preserve the quality of the material we find on the Net?

As always, your comments are welcomed.

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4  Security hole in Java may expose servers
A Sun advisory warns customers of a vulnerability in Java versions 1.1 and 1.2, but says Internet Explorer and Netscape aren't affected...
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New laser technology allows high-speed Internet access and corporate network connections to be beamed to business customers through an office window...
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4  New iMacs Flower-Powered
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4  One-stop government shop
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4  Australia 'lags' in IT safeguards
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4  U.N. Wants Tighter Domain Registration Rules
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4  Standards groups reach e-business accord
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