That's right -- you'll be unable to watch anything on it, unless you fork out
extra $ for a digital TV converter.
This enforced move from existing analog broadcasts to solely digital ones is
supposed to happen in the USA next year and eventually we'll also be facing
the extinction of "old fashioned" TV broadcasts here too.
However, there are those who simply can't wait to get all TV out of our
lives and have even set up a website
to hasten its demise.
If you want to join this anti-TV movement you can even buy a little infrared
off-switch that allows you to really pee people off -- while pretending to
be totally innocent.
The way I see it is that my life will effectively be longer, more enjoyment-filled
and productive while the TV-gazers will waste hours/days/weeks or even years that
they can never recover.
They say that TV is the opiate of the masses and I find it rather interesting
that our government is happy to ban the "recreational" use of NOS while simultaneously
owning two channels of FTA TV broadcasting that do little to improve our lives.
I mean, one could hardly argue that anyone's life is greatly enhanced by watching
yet another episode of DIY Rescue or Celebrity Treasure Island.
We're told that some video games must be banned because they are too violent,
depicting things such as beheadings, gratuitous mutilation,etc -- yet every
night on TV we see exactly the same kind of material, both on the news and
in movies or drama series.
We're told that it's illegal to download images depicting torture from
the Net -- yet we're dished up programmes like "Fear Factor" on a weekly
basis.
Hmmm... what's wrong with this picture -- and is it any wonder that I simply
don't bother wasting time in front of the box?
But don't ban TV, don't complain about other people wasting their lives watching
it -- take full advantage of the extra day or two per week that *you* get to enjoy your
life by not being addicted to this insidious opiate.
I think that TV, like Lotto and recreational drugs, is largely the domain
of those who really do need to keep a track of how little time they have left
on the planet and stop wasting it.
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